It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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