Buhtt sex?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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