This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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