i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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