There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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