We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I take back everything I said about communal showers
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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