Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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