do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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