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I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.

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(315): View more from New York

i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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(443): View more from Maryland

I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.

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(325): View more from Texas

I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him

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