Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I said "one day" and that day is not today
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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