we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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