they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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