She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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