"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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