i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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