But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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