i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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