no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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