i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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