I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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