So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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