Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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