I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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