Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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