The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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