id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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