My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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