my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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