Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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