idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
