PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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