that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
did i walk over a car last night?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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