I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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