love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it's great music for shaving your balls
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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