if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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