There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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