She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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