Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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