So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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