I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
MIDGETS
????
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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