those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Buhtt sex?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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