Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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