still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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