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(248): View more from Michigan

i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both

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(323): View more from California

are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions

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i wish

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(631): View more from New York

the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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(251): View more from Alabama

Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement

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Dude you were ten when he graduated

(434): View more from Virginia

Wahoowaaaaaaa

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(609): View more from New Jersey

As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that

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(310): View more from California

I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.

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