You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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