i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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