Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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