with your own penis?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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