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go home
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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