your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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