I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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