she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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