when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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