but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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