I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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