Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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